I know it can be hard to get the baby squirrel out of the diaper.

It’s like the most embarrassing thing you can imagine, and even though you might have a cute baby squirrel in your bag, it’s hard to take it back out.

When I was a kid, I would always try to put it in the diaper for one reason or another.

I would put it down, then put it on my knees, and I would try to hold it with my hands.

The baby squirrel would be like, “No, Mommy.

I can’t do that.

I don’t want to put that in the poopy bag.”

And I’d cry.

I think that’s what led to my mother, who is Jewish, and my father to give me the first baby squirrel.

And when I saw the babies, I thought, That’s adorable.

But when I got older, it became harder and harder.

At that point, I decided that I would rather see them grow up and see the world, than to have them poop out in the trash.

I was very lucky that my mom would bring them to me, because my mom was a nurse and I was the only one in the house.

And that’s why my mom took care of them.

Now that I have children, I’m looking forward to my children being able to poop out, too.

So I would really love to see more kids like me having babies.

And I hope that my children grow up to become successful professionals.

I’ve got two daughters, and one of them is going to become a lawyer.

And she’s got an MBA.

So if she’s lucky, she’ll be the first Jewish girl to get a lawyer job.

And so I would love for her to become one of those first Jewish attorneys, too, because I think she’s going to make a big difference.

And if I have to raise two daughters in the same house, I’d like to have two of them as well.

I know that’s going too far, but I’m not going to put them in the environment where they’ll have to do this.

I want them to grow up in a family where they will do what they love, not just what they have to.

I hope my children will be like my mother.

I’m going to try to do everything I can to help them succeed in this world.

I really do.

And they’re my babies.

You know, the babies are my family, and if I can help them become successful people, I feel like they’re all of a piece, not a single one of us is the same.

[Applause] So I’m very grateful that my family helped me to become what I am today. Thank you.

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